The Teeny Tiny Album

The Teeny Tiny Album is HERE!

The Teeny Tiny Album is available on: Apple Music, iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, YouTube, TikTok, and more!
Vinyl available for pre-order, NOW! Order below.

The Teeny Tiny Album Cover

Every generation, an album comes along that is so huge, so immense, it changes the world.
This… is… not that album.
This album is teeny. And tiny.
It has 20 tracks – but they are all very, very small.
Go big or go home? Good, you get to go home and listen to the Teeny Tiny Album!



The 7″ 45RPM Vinyl version is available. Order yours now!
If you prefer to go digital, find The Teeny Tiny Album on your favorite download or streaming service: Apple Music, iTumes, Google Play, Amazon and more!


Side 1
1. Intro, Side 1
2. Rhubarb
3. Gentleman Spaceman, Episode 1
4. Puppers and Doggos
5. The Guy
6. Sad Songs*
7. Gentleman Spaceman, Episode 2
8. The Donkey
9. Stellar Sandy Solar Flair

Side 2
1. Intro, Side 2
2. A Little Bit of Magic
3. Puppers and Doggos
4. Gentleman Spaceman, Episode 3
5. The Shortest Song
6. No, This Is
7. Without You
8. Gentleman Spaceman, Episode 4
9. Probly Chick’n Promo
10. Curvey Mermaid
11. Outro

Vocals, Banjolele: Stanley Bothered
Bass: Miles van Jon
Drums and Percussion: Mike Landavere
With special guest: Paul Faatz on Clarinet
*Additional Vocals by RagdollTheo

A very special Thank You to: Lacey McCann, Jacqueline Boxx, Sharon A. Lavoy, Silas Hite, William Petruzzo, Krist Faatz, Craig Sparks

The Teeny Tiny Album was:
Produced by Stanley Bothered
All songs written by Stanley Bothered
All songs arranged by The Very Serious Band with Paul Faatz
Recorded by Miles van Jon at Laser Ghost Studios
Mixed by Silas Hite
Mastered by Hans DeKline
Viniyl manufactured by Morphius Records
Cover Photo by William Petruzzo
Back cover by Jaqueline Boxx